pussy willow

A name you can give to someone that you hate.

Shut the eff up, pussy willow!

by kdefinitions March 16, 2020

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Pussy Willow

A dick that won't get hard no matter what. Whether due to age, intoxication, or a brown bag with the lights off type of a girl, your dick flaps around in the same wind that blows the career of Keanu Reeves and the puberty caused tones of the Jonas Brothers.

(Girl waiting and wondering...)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.

(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!

Can also be used in the past tense as a name:

Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)

by Mo Mo Morin February 17, 2009

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weeping willow

When a girl is sobbing while she blows you.

That girl was really upset last night, but she still gave me a weeping willow. It was kind of weird, but it felt great.

by The Moostache Man January 25, 2011

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Arkansas Pussy willow

A girl let's her pubes grow down to the ground like dread locks and her boy friend plays with them and eats the hair after burning it in a toaster while still attached to the women.

"i love the Arkansas Pussy willow"

by beandipthe3 March 4, 2010

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