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William

He’s got a P H A T ass. Will take your grandma no doubt. Grandma lover, you be careful with this guy.
“Dude be careful when your grandma comes and visits, i know you’re a total william, keep it in your pants
by pancakecheeks101 October 24, 2019
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Anyone named Will or William is definitely autistic. They stand out as much as humanly possible using their autistic abilities. They are always the wing man in every situation, and even protect people they hate. Advice is one of the main reason these degenerates live. They are amazing at giving advice to anyone, even if they despise them. After a long day at school, they either go home and cry, or go eat at McDonald's or some shit. They are always outgoing to find attention and they will do anything for a glance.
Shevy: my grandfather passed last night.
William: Shut the fuck up, whore *beats chest with open hand violently*
by Claustrophobic Teletubby October 16, 2019
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Williams are usually really funny people with great, stupid jokes. Never take a william serious. He will call you gay and lesbian because he feels like it. Most Williams get easily flustered by the girl they like and are really shy and awkward around her.
(Random dude) Hey, that William will never get his lady.
by ImmaEDMFREAK March 11, 2015
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Dude, did he just call you the n-word?
Yeah, he's such a William.
by uuuuuuggggggghhhhhhh December 10, 2018
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he’s a piece of shit. he’s always rude and he’s failed a couple of grades. he dropped out of school for a stupid job. he’s super fat and never showers. William is into younger girls for the most part.
yo William was smelling worse than usual today!
by Willywickertickler May 4, 2020
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He’s the biggest dick you will ever know. He’s always that little sibling you hate and he never shuts up about petty things. He always has to be right which makes you wanna punch him in the face but since he’s your little brother you can’t.
“William is such a shitface and I want to punch him in the face
by Bigsis November 12, 2018
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To fail to respond.
To be contacted frequently and appear ignorant through lack of engagement.
I’ve text him so many times but heard nothing. He’s doing a William.
by BestSon November 11, 2018
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