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Owen Grayed

When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.
I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
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Smith-Owen

The surprise insertion of one or more digits into a person's anus. The Smith-Owen is usually performed in an unsympathetic manner, without the aid of lubrication.
That poor girl took an aggressive Smith-Owen last night.
by Dave1023 June 1, 2009
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Clive Owen

Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.
Oh god, if these people insist on PDA, they could at least involve Clive Owen.
by Sarica Mibley January 3, 2006
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Owen

Owen is never really a good guy he has no friends and nobody likes him. But he is super spoilt and always brags
Uh Owen I haven’t see. Him with a friend in so long I hate him
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owen

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. probably cheats on every girl they meet, a hockey or track boy and doesn’t know they lost the most important person in their life.
by lyla is beautiful April 18, 2020
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Owen

He’s a Fortnite Gammer. The most white trash bratty kid you’ll see. He likes to insult people acting all tough behind a monitor but when you’ll see him in person he’ll fold like when Oprah sits down on a wooden chair. He ain’t a girl, but his penis isn’t big enough to make him a guy. He will tell you to kill yourself if he ever feels insulted and if you get on his bad side, he might throw a stick at you. He disrespects his parents and treats them like property. He also disrespects woman and other cultures. Never go out to lunch with him, he’ll sneeze all over the food, maybe even if he wants to cum in the nachos with his nasty pre-pubescent essences. He’s so bad at sports that he has to play soccer and call it a real sport. He so is inaccurate that if he was Lee Harvey Oswald (the person that shot jfk) JFK WOULD HABE BEEN AROUND TO SEE THE MOON LANDING. Never, never be friends with Owen.
Dickwipe 1; yo, did you hear Owen hit his mom with a slipper
Dickwipe 2; yea, he also got suspended for going into the girls locker room, pervert
by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019
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Owen

Someone who’s too much of a pussy to try to have friends
A faggot who is too scared to come out of the closet even though his voice gives it away
"Owen’s gay?" "Yeah you can here it in his voice."
by LordOfBigBoys69 June 12, 2018
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