three ax handles wide

A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.

Her ass is three ax handles wide.

by delmarskid November 17, 2007

Ur mom is so wide

Mostly used my 8 year old after losing a game of Fortnite.

Also used when they win a game but they have done squat shit to help there team

“Your mom is so wide she can’t go thru the door”

by Rhdudjskdkckf April 7, 2021

a mile wide and an inch deep

said of a person's knowledge, intelligence or, in some cases, opinion. put another way, you're saying the person knows a lot about everything, but nothing about a given topic.

"That Sarah Palin sure knows foreign policy!"
"She's all talking points. Her knowledge is a mile wide and an inch deep."

by OuLiPo February 27, 2010

Lay it low and spread it wide

A Braxton Family Values original phrase by Mama Evelyn. He said this to his ex husband Michael Braxton Sr. It means he was a bitch ass hoe that put women down to bed and then opened their legs to have sex.

I just don't fuck with him anymore that's why I divorced his ass cause he lay it low and spread it wide.

He was a fraud ass nigga because he lay it low and spread it wide behind my back.

by KB_M December 29, 2017

a mile wide and an inch deep

Impressive at first but with experience, found to be stupid or unimaginative

"That John Kerry seems to have gravitas."
"He's a mile wide and an inch deep."

by octopod April 10, 2004

What in the world wide web?

What you say when you stumble across something bizzare, unusual, shocking, and or interesting while surfing the web.

Urbandictionary.com What in the world wide web is that?

by 14012008011413070515180705 February 6, 2005

ditch side nation wide

tag: "dich-sayd nay-shun wayd" The area in which a lone traveler, ie vagabond claims as his or her temporary home while tramping.

A common exclamation of a specific tramp is "Yo, ditch side nation wide, motha' fucka!"

by Dirt 'n Pinion Da' Mutt January 31, 2008