weenis

well the weenis is something that you hook up to a boat and pile a whole bunch of people on and go its probably the funnest thing in the world...it kind of looks like a giant hot dog

-i get the tip of the weenis!
-lets play some weenis survivor!!!

by rayna May 27, 2004

wednesday legs

A phrase used to describe a really attractive pair of legs on a woman, so that the woman who is being described does not know that you are talking about her legs (i.e. it is a code system).

More specifically, this is used to rate legs in a covert way - the rating system running from Sunday to Saturday, with "Sunday legs" being too thin and "Saturday legs" being too fat - hence "Wednesday legs" (the mid-point of the week) are just right.

N.B. When rating legs it is important to note that no two pairs of wednesday legs will ever be the same - there is no preset size or dimensions, it is simply how the legs are in proportion to the woman.

(Attractive woman in front)
Man 1: Look at those wednesday's!
Man 2: I dunno, they look more like mid-tuesday's to me...
(Attractive woman walks away, out of earshot)
Man 1: She had some damn nice wednesday legs.

by Spoofnet December 10, 2005

Sexual Wednesday

Wednesday or the day of the week known as 'hump day' where many people are quite sexual. Often used as an alternative to thats what she said but only on a wednesday.

sarah: "this is so hard"
steve: "SEXUAL WEDNESDAY"

by YEAHBUDDY April 25, 2012

wet wednesday

a weekly wednesday celebration required for sanity in a nine to five lifestyle.

Alan: man, this has been some fucked up week. i cant stand this job.. im gonna burn this place down and kill myself!
Daniel: dont worry you witch's tit, its fuckin wet wednesday!
Joe: im so wet

by joehasbigballs January 2, 2009

Weenus

the small flap of skin that can be pulled outward from your elbow

check out my WEENUS, I bet its bigger than yours!

by Chrissy-T February 15, 2005

weenis

my definition is a weenie/penis...you aren't quite grown but u aint a young kid. its like the premature age

you dont have a big penis...you jus a lil kid..you have a weenis!

by redlady August 22, 2009

weenis

Weenis (short for slippy weenis) is the last dildosaur. His homepage can be found at www.slippyweenis.com - His hobbies are: running, smiling and secks.

Mmmkay secks on ur weenis!!1

by yoshi July 29, 2004