Walrus Heading

When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.

I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!

by Aunostah Nichol-Black January 28, 2017

Walrus Poking

v. The act of chichalooing a hefty young lady, often done accidentally.

Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!

Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!

Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.

by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013

hockey walrus

An overweight hockey mom.

theres no room in the stands, there are too many hockey walruses watching the game.

by leonmktg October 17, 2022

Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .

Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "

by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022

icy walrus

The Fashion in which a male cums in a girls mouth and slightly hits her in the throat to make the cum come out of her nose thus looking like an icy walrus.

I gave that girl an icy walrus last night

by LongDrod8852 December 01, 2015

coruna walrus

Another term for covid-19

Person a:Hey! Make sure to wear your mask you don't want to catch coruna walrus anytime soon.
Person b: Oh sorry! Almost forgot, thank you

by ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっI attac u February 15, 2021

anal walrus

a guy who always hogs a womans anus in bed, or always wants a womans anus,
or, a person being a complete douche !~

"ohmaigawd, richarD is such an anal walrus!~"
or,

" omaigawd, stop being an anal walrus, already!~"

by thatrandomfuckfaceemo January 23, 2014