knob wallet

a ladies prick purse,
a place where the gentleman can make a deposit using his minge plow.

''christ its cold in the sea today, my cock will look like a cocktail sausage'' said dave to his sister whilst swimming. '' don't worry '' she replied ,'' you can pop it in my knob wallet later to warm it up''

by rupert- trumpington-cornflake March 1, 2009

wallet jacked

Paying too much for something, especially if you could have gotten it for much cheaper.

Jimbob: Hey, I just got this new whiz-bang ABC gizmo to do XYZ and only $40.

Jack: You know you could have gotten the DEF gizmo to do XYZ for a fifth the price? You've been wallet jacked!

by zodiac711 October 24, 2010

jail wallet

A jail wallet is what goes in your butt often in jail

Dude I just became the wallet Jose went in

I snuck the Coke and Meth in through my jail wallet.

by James_kuczma on instagram July 6, 2016

sausage wallet

describes a woman who is loose or gives sex freely... Also known as a whore, or slut. A woman who sleeps around with many men.

I really don't like that sausage wallet, she is nasty.

by ivanna kitty October 17, 2008

tuna wallet

too-na-wall-eht
Slang for bergina.
Slang for vagina.

Your tuna wallet smells.

by turangaleela November 5, 2011

sausage wallet

the elizabethan word for "whore".

girl 1: i was in my leopard enclosure today, and my favourite leopard, lydia, was totally sexing 2 of my other leopards!
girl 2: my, oh my! what a sausage wallet!

by alice babes March 14, 2009

sausage wallet

a slang term for vagina

Blaine is such a sausage wallet.

by 69lecates69 August 4, 2008