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wahdingle

person 1: hows it going my friend.

person 2: WAHDINGLE!!!
person 1: WAHDONGLE!!!
by mrpwes October 31, 2019
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Wedding Fight Fuel

The exact definition for the act of taking straight shots of single malt scotch. This does not have to be at a wedding, however it will ultimately result in a similar experience for the drinker and any other humans or fixed objects within their vicinity.
José: "Hey Pablo, why did Jimmy get arrested over the weekend?"
Jimmy: "Well he bellyflopped into a wedding cake, was grinding up on the bride and beat up the DJ."
José: "Must have been all that Wedding Fight Fuel he was doing during the ceremony in the morning."
by synergie March 31, 2020
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wedding sex pyramid

From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.
I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.
by PDXTabs March 12, 2021
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Wedding Vindaloop

When one is caught in a continuous circle of time regarding a wedding that has yet to happen for many years.
Bridezilla has been talking about her wedding to be for years on end. She is caught in a Wedding Vindaloop
by PastorMan August 5, 2021
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Wedding Drink

When two or more people airlock their arms make direct eye contact and sip of beverage in unison, as a newly married couple may do at their wedding.
Jeff Kurt, America’s Sweetheart, invented the wedding drink.
by Jeff Kurt October 12, 2021
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ambush wedding

A "Trojan" or "Ambush Wedding" is a surprise wedding thrown by the bride and groom on their unexpected guests. Often disguised as an invite to a casual event, or after having a simple get-together; the couple shocks the whole host with a wedding on the spot. It is a new alternative to an elopement.
The Mr and I had an ambush wedding last year! Literally the week before the one on "Girls." We invited everyone for a clambake at our new house, and before lunch was served I went inside, changed into a dress, and came out saying, "We're going to get married! Right now!" The best part was when my husband asked his nephew to be his best man. It took our nephew a few seconds to understand that the Mr meant right then. I thought it was super—we had a gorgeous cake and flowers hidden in the house to bring out for the celebration. It was low stress and fun
by naenay September 24, 2014
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dutch wedding ring

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.
Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?

Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....
by kennyboye February 16, 2015
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