You people are vultures

A phrase used to describe a group of people roasting you to make everyone think you won.

Guy 1: Hey, remember when you...
Guy 2: Yeah man, you're such a hypocrite!
Guy 3: Oh my god, you people are vultures!

by Agent-Cash November 29, 2017

Vulture

A guy who circles you or shadows you at a party waiting to grab you for a dance or "come in for the kill". A vulture is usually creepy or a pervert who doesn't even ask permission to touch you befpre doing so.

*girls dancing at a party*
Friend: "watch out girl there is a vulture behind you"
Friend: OMG thanks *moves away from creepy guy standing behind her*

by Genettt March 10, 2017

Autograph vulture

A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.

Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.

by MetalliStripe June 9, 2016

comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.

by True Isopod February 1, 2018

disgustingly sexy vultures

the perfect word to put in the blank for 'plural noun' in mad libs will 10/10 make your audience shit their pants laughing.

annie took her lazer blaster and shot a bunch of disgustingly sexy vultures at frank's head.

by friendly neighborhood assfuck December 12, 2020

Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.

Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!

by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020

vulture

A young man who is into older women.

I went on a date with a vulture last night, and he didn't even have to take viagra at the end of the night..

by vulturemommy March 23, 2021