Engineer Vision

The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.

Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"

Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."

Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."

by BinMucker February 4, 2014

acid vision

while tripping on psychedelics, a persons vision may become droopy and watery. ex. wall paper will breathe and other peoples eyes may seem larger then normal.

Bill: Look at this painting dude!
Ben: My acid vision is starting to kick in........................................

by MirkoGradski March 7, 2014

testicle visions

Testicle visions where guys have sensations in balls and has trouble focusing, so doing simple things like reading or interacting become difficult

Damn. These testicle visions really messed me up on that test.

by AManWhotellsnolies May 30, 2014

Radar Vision

This occurs when your body knows your approaching dangerous situations and helps you figure out your next move.

I knew I was suppose to take a left, yet instead I went right. Then I saw an accident happened behind me. That would've been me if I went left.

Must've been my radar vision kicked in.

by aim&shoot90 January 2, 2016

Camera vision

What reptilians have.

Is his camera vision heat sensitive?

by Solid Mantis July 6, 2018

bass vision

The ability to see through your bass drum. You develop this after marching bass drum for a little more than a year. (Or when you run into the drum majors car)

My bass vision prevented me tripping over that curb

by Thomas Neal8455 July 26, 2018

Food Vision

The act of pre-visualizing a cuisine choice to aid in the selection of a meal from a food delivery app.

My Food Vision is just not clear right now. Too many selections. I don't know what to order from Uber Eats.

My Food Vision is projecting ordering Chinese food for dinner tonight from Door Dash.

by Hot Mustard November 13, 2019