Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS)

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.

Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.

by Uncle Joosie April 17, 2014

Violetta

Violetta is the name of a stunningly beautiful girl. She's a sweet girl, but a feisty one, who makes sure she gets what she wants. She's a crazy being, that's fast, smart, and brave. She isn't afraid of anything, and she's always first to volunteer to go on a big rollercoaster, zipline over a mile drop valley, talk to a very important person about anything and not thinking over it, or jump out of a plane. She's loyal and never tells a secret. When not in a conversation, she will most likely be coming up with new ideas and stories. She's creative and intelligent, a million paces in front of you mentally. She's fashionable and outgoing. She talks to everybody but has her opinions, that she definitely shares. If you have done anything, even if it's small, to her or the people she loves, she most likely won't forgive you quickly. If you don't like her or have done something to her, she will show how hurt and disappointed she is subtly. She will fight back, so choose your words carefully. Overall, if you meet a Violetta, don't get butterfingers and let her friendship slip away from you. You will regret it.

Girl 1: "Have you met Violetta?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she's my best friend."
Girl 1: "Mine too! She's great."

by itsthevictimmentalityforme November 25, 2019

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S.O.P.A stands for Stop Online Piracy Act. It was a bill introduced in October of 2011 to prevent piracy, copyright infringement, and the trafficking of counterfeit goods online. S.O.P.A was very controversial, as many accused it of limiting free speech.

I don’t know why you would need to know about this, but you can find it in a high-ranked definition of America, so hey, context!

Someone: Hey, what’s this “ This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. ” on the definition of America mean?
Nerd: It’s a bill passed to prevent illegal activity online.

Someone: You’re a nerd, stfu.

by BraindeadConsumer69 January 10, 2022

Violent vindictive psychopath

A violent vindictive psychopath is one who will beat people up for no apparent reason, and then, will often make up stories about how it was their victims fault, or that nothing actually happened.

Usually they end up beating up their wives/girlfriends, and often they have violent tempers which many people around them don't know about.

Sean was a violent vindictive psychopath when he tried to repeatedly kick in the skull of that innocent guy.

by Shulian The First! February 15, 2010

Name Drop Violation

When somebody you know who is a notorious "name-dropper " crosses the line and starts to reference unpopular people as famous or people that have too many degrees of separation from "said"celebrity, hence siblings, in-laws or distant relations as famous or interesting in any way.

Pablo was pumped to have the sister of the founder of a "major silicon valley social media company" attend his happy hour, Roberto and I both felt this was a major "Name Drop Violation".

by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018

uki violeta

uki uki daisuki. psyborg is bootiful. wrote his own song (deja vu) for his debut. way talented. also super unseiso.

uki violeta likes calling ppl a bitch. and ppl like it.

by your local traitor April 17, 2022

Work Talk Violation

When in a social setting, an individual only talks about the work. They have such tunnel vision there unable to discuss any other subject matter that may be interesting to the other party as well. They are at a level of narcissism thinking that other people really want to hear them whine and complain about their work. These individuals tend never to ask questions about what you're doing. On the off chance, if you share some personal information about yourself, they can't remember those details because they are so consumed by their work life.

Sitting in the main square on the fountain, I bumped into my buddy Wayne who I hadn't seen a while, instead of catching up, he committed a Work Talk Violation.

by Hixxz68 May 16, 2019