undercover punk

A undercover punk is a straight/married man who is with a woman but sleeps with guys behind her back...he's stupid enough to talk bad about gay people to make his self look bad

That white boy is a undercover punk cause he's always talking bad about gay people

by Red-boy2017 April 25, 2017

Underwater Squad

A group of social outcasts. They are avid weeaboos to a level that is unhealthy and cringy. They can't communicate like normal functioning adults and resort to weeb talk and anime related memes instead. They will hold irrational grudges against you even if you didn't personally wrong them, since they value social justice ad absurdum. They have no social life nor social skills, and therfore value online interaction more than real life. They value the feelings of online friends more than their real life friends. They are low life individuals that will never achieve anything meaningful in life and define their sole existence by the animes they watch and the mangas they read. They are still virgin, and will most likely lose their virginity to their perverted bisexual best friend whom may or may not be attracted to underage looking girls. They are the punching bag of society and will stay that for the rest of their lives.

I used to be a part of the underwater squad, but then I got woke and got a life.

by BrexitVoter20IQ November 8, 2018

turtle undercover

When someone is a turtle but is an undercover turtle

Turtle undercover: I'm a turtle undercover

Turtle: shut up

by شمسية January 2, 2015

undercover ho

it's ok to be an undercover ho cuz you got the upperhand on these so called hustlers...wrapped around your finger...bootycal ain't even the word and you got ya girl who's gonna look out for you forever

Undercover ho found out Garfield worked at Chick Fil A

by Celeste and Kayln May 26, 2003

undercover dustbuster

one who low key enjoys smelling farts while performing oral on their partners

So last night when Jim was going down on me I found he is an undercover dustbuster when I farted and he smelled it enjoyingly.

by Ceyez June 9, 2016

brother undercover

rich guy pretending to be a working man

" I didn't know you were a Brother Undercover"

by pinchemotherloaf August 20, 2013

Underwater Basket Weaving

A complex term used for sex; it takes two guys and a girl, or whatever you are into. One person receives the action, preferably a girl, while the guy or the other girl eats her out so hard and aggressive like weaving a basket. The other guy or girl would pour a bottle of fancy ass water, to give the simulation of being underwater.

"Hey, lets have a three way do some underwater basket weaving!"
Yeah let's do it!

by Eroom Rolyat November 16, 2016