Underbelly

Take a glimpse of the world

As your vision unfurls
In the words of Monty Burns
"Hello Cruel World"

This is a place
Once said was great
But make no mistake
It's only fear and hate
That makes the wheels go round
The Trapdoor Sound
That you hear as you hang
As it all goes bang

Life loves a winner
Join the losers and the sinners
In.... The Underbelly Town

The Underbelly Town.

The Underbelly Town.

I can see the faces
Souls of non-sinners
Made unclean
By the rolling of the machine
I see the pressure
From the pages of the TV
They're out to get you
Out to get me.

Fear shakes the hand of the man
As he does what he can
It's the 90's for the family plan
And the woman is led
By the crap she's fed
Convinced by the mirror
That her figure's getting bigger

The Underbelly Town

The Underbelly Town
Down, yeah
The Underbelly Town

This stuff is never enough...
This stuff is never enough...
This stuff is never enough...
Enough, enough, enough
Is never enough

The Underbelly Town
The Underbelly Town

Down, yeah
The Underbelly Town

This stuff is never enough...

This stuff is never enough...

This stuff is never enough...

Enough, enough, enough
Is never enough

by anonymous March 15, 2022

undercards

a fun game that uses charicters from the game undertale

hey dude you play undercards

yea

by dark chaos34595 January 3, 2017

Magic Underwear Jokes

The quickest thing to piss of a Jello Eating Bunny aka Latter Day Saint is make a really degrading joke about their temple undergarments or call The Book of Mormon alternate history fanfiction of the King James Version of the Bible. Also imply that Joseph Smith was a womanizing con man who married his women to keep his sex life in check. They really hate when one attributes their doctrine to rodents copulating (as this one is a favorite barb.) There's my critic of religion status confirmed.

"I don't believe that my boxer briefs are magical, as in you mean to tell me you never cut a greasy fart in those magic underwear and leave a skidmark." My retort when I caught the webmaster mocking my most personal project as an editor as the cover was the second time I saw fan-art -- the artist was my breakout from Issue 3 and came to Issue Five as he was the cover artist for the first time.

My enraged comment came when I learned a blogtroll decided to send the cover to the webmaster as he took aim at it; I had seen very strong covers over the years as a lot of my own projects came from my photography output. His response after seeing the barrage of Magic Underwear Jokes combined with double homicide whamlines, "Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about we DON’T refer to other people’s religious beliefs in the most degrading way possible, and instead behave like civilized beings, not total dickwads, okay? It’s called “civilization.” You may have heard of it." The response was on par to Deva's "yer taking to care bears' retort on twitter.

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

Underarm Dingle Dangle (UADD)

1. Underarm fat that continues wiggle and jiggle after you stop waving.

2. Underarm wave

I couldn't help but be distract by her underarm dingle dangle (UADD) when she waved.

by Snookiemil June 8, 2011

the cutest thing since X-men underwear

J.M, Ky Kiske, Eminem and the Lee twins... Seriously though, it's used to describe something/someone that is extremely cute.

Awwwwww....look at the baby ducks! They're the cutest things since X-men underwear!

by Shawn B. May 29, 2003

painting underwear

to get drunk

let's go paintundewear tonight!

by Eloisy April 19, 2003

Soggy Underwear

When you take a bath with your cousins, and your mother makes you keep your underwear on, so she doesn't have to explain why you have different parts, and so you make a fun game out of it.

hey do you guys wanna play soggy underwear

Yayyyy!

by Ldog103 October 13, 2011