Toad

the past tense of tell

I toad you not ta touch my moonshine, now I'm gunnu wup yer ass!

by podankster April 22, 2004

toad

a disgusting or repellent person.

Get out of my face you little toad.

by Light Joker September 27, 2004

Twadger

A device, used to change setting on a computer/TV/electrical device, also known as a remote control.

Origin: Becky's crazy brain

For Example;
Where's the twadger?
The twadger needs new batteries.
Becky the word Twadger doesn't exist.
Becky, the word Twadger exists now, its on urbandictionary.com, oh yeah!

by Twigz..(added for Becky) October 23, 2008

TWADD

A person who has an attention span limited to the length of a twitter message, 140 characters or less.

My boss is a complete TWADD. I have to keep my status reports shorter than a tweet so he can comprehend the whole message. Anything longer and he won't read it.

by the creeper April 10, 2010

Blow Toad

The act of Farting while receiving fellatio.

Note; Blumpkin overrule blowing toad due to solid pieces of excrement being involved.

Dude i got this hot girl to go down on me, but then i dropped a blow toad. It ruined the night.

by thetoadanator December 28, 2011

fuck toad

a term used to insult someone who exhibits undesierable behavior that reminds you of your frat boy friend who is permenantly drunk around campus.

When we went into the pub before we even sat down Chelsea was acting like such a fuck toad.

by erin f. June 28, 2006

thoad

similar in origin to 'choad', this variation can be considered quite the opposite. It is a penis that is so long and thin, that it drapes down one leg like a piece of string, and often emerges from the bottom of the trousers.

Also used a term of abuse, often used to mean someone who has shagged your girlfriend, or eaten the last slice of pizza.

"Oh my God, I gotta thoad!"
"Peter, you fucking thoad!"

by bellster July 12, 2006