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The Twilight

When you are giving it to a woman doggystyle, then you turn her around, ejaculate on her face, and immediately follow it up with a handful of glitter to the face, then turn the lights on and see her sparkle.
I totally gave Kelly "The Twilight" last night, she's still picking glitter out of her hair.
by Frohboy November 21, 2009
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Twilight

Full of cliches, information downloaded off the internet, no sentence skills
by MoMite February 7, 2009
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Twilight

a book/movie series that everyone is overly obsessed with. the loves AND the haters.

lovers = constantly talking about whether they are team jacob or team edward. constantly talking about how they wish they could be vampires.

haters = constantly calling it "gay". constantly whining about how the vampires sparkle in the sun. constantly whining about it being cliched. constantly whining about how poorly writin it is. all without realising they've surpassed the shrieking fangirls in obsessing over it. BOO FREAKING HOO! JUST GET OVER IT! ITS JUST A BOOK AND MOVIE!

some ppl have even taken it apon themselves to buy the book then film themselves on youtube while burning the book. as if this is suppose to "rid the world of the horrible abomination". WTF?!
Twilight fan: "OMFG i wish edward was my bf!!
Me: he's just a figment of someone's imagination

Twilight hater: OMFG! twilight is so gay!
Me: how about spending your energy hating on something that matters?
by xSil January 1, 2010
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Twilight tweaker

One that is obsessive and spends continuous time on the topic of reading/discussing/rambling about the famous Twilight series.
Chick 1:Edward is so hot!
Chick 2:Ya, Bella doesn't even deserve him.
Dude: so many girls are twilight tweakers now days..
by Blonathan Pars August 3, 2009
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Twilight

Twilight, a fat ugly bitches wet dream...'Nuff said.
Woman: Hey Paul did you read Twilight?

Paul: Nope.

Woman: Well I did and it is the bestest book I've ever read! It's like hot and gorgeous vampire named Edward who falls in love with a human and...Hey Paul what are you doing with that shotgun?

BANG!
by W00terminator November 26, 2009
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Twilight Boner

A Twilight Boner is what happens when an obsessed Twilight fan boy or girl sees/hears/reads anything that has to do with the Twilight series.
"Today I saw the New Moon preview and totally got a Twilight Boner."

"I got the biggest Twilight Boner when I heard that the Twilight stars were going to be at the mall signing autographs!"
by Dumbwhiteperson July 2, 2009
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Twilight Apathy

Someone who has no extreme opinion on the popular book series Twilight. They may accept the limitations of its plot and characters, but can't be arsed to hate on it constantly and always complain of 'sparkly vampire fags'.
Person 1 : I love Twilight! Edward Cullen is SO hot.
Person 2 : Edward Cullen is a glittery fag!
Person 3 : ...
Person 1 and 2 : What?
Person 3 : Sorry, I have Twilight apathy.
Person 1 and 2 : Fair Enough (Resume argument)
by Meaamd March 2, 2011
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