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Titty frog

A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.

What will Satan do with giant frog tits?

Why! That's a silly question.

Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.
by someone in need of Jesus November 24, 2020
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Titty Horse

A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.

Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.

Etc etc
“Oh don’t mind My coworker over there.. a Titty Horse doing his thing, ya know? all good!”
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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Compound titty

When a breast has a raised areola. Such a titty appears to have a small titty on top of a larger titty.
She took of her shirt and I didn't know what to think, I'd never seen a compound titty in person before.
by Titty inspector August 13, 2009
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Texas Titty Tip

Where a group of people continuously push an obese kid on the ground without letting them get off of the ground. Thus forcing them to get very angry and scream until forced to cry.
The man wanted to go Texas titty tip his wife on the deck of the the cruise ship.
by Commander Jermaine March 11, 2014
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Alabama Titty Slap

The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.
Yo that chick had huge boobs so I gave her the old Alabama titty slap
by Tiger'sWood September 6, 2016
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Whippy Titty

The Art of whipping ones breasts in a circular motion. Not to be confused with tassel twirling, as the nipple is as free as Canada.
So, are you going to incorporate tassels in your burlesque show tonight?

Tassels? Never! The audience is getting all out Whippy Titty!
by Andizzle 4 Shizzle February 25, 2018
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Litty Titty Joe Smitty

A man with tits that every woman wishes she had. Envied by anyone with the XX chromosome pair. Even envied by some with the XY. Everyone wants the Joe Smitty titties.
"Litty Titty Joe Smitty is what I want inside of me."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."
by sassynipples6969 February 25, 2019
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