ticket

Ticket, as in good or the right thing

Thats the ticket.

by mike September 26, 2003

thickets

a disease that infects young girls and causes an abnormally round, juicy ass to develop. The origin of the disease is not fully known, though genetics may contribute. Most likely it is due to eating too much hormone-induced meat while in adolescence. The disease is contagious only in the sense that once you have a girl with this disease, your appetite for others becomes insatiable.

Dwayne: "Damn son look at Thickie Lake over there with all that ass!"

J: "yeah she got a classic case of the thickets!"

by steady.elegance May 12, 2009

Ticket

Current price for a drug based on weight.

"Dude, Can I get a quarter?"
"Yeah let me get the ticket and i call you right back."

by J Quick September 28, 2005

thicket

Term that may refer to the upper pubic hair, on top of the vagina. Simply for the reason that it isn't just a little hair or landing strip, but rather a forest or gigantic swarm of bush. It looks like chewbacca's face

Man 1: Dude look at her crotch, you can see her landing strip!

Man 2: That's not a damn landing strip that's a thicket!!

by TheConMan August 7, 2010

Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011

'booked his africa tickets'

is crazy, loony, or on the verge of a psychotic break.

(note: this refers to civil unrest, poverty, and disease, not race in any respect.)

"don't mind his crazy behavior, he 'booked his africa tickets' months ago."

"work was so hectic today i was this' close to booking my africa tickets."

"dude, i'm about to book my africa tickets."
"girl, tell me about it- i already got mine."

by gdslittlebrother December 4, 2007

Golden Ticket

A partner's consent to have sex

Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.

by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2011