hog's tether

A short distance--either literal or figurative.

1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.

by Rogue6 June 15, 2013

dragging your teeth

When someone drags their teeth when giving a blowjob

Becky got caught this weekend when her boyfriend asked "why are you dragging your teeth"

by Jack mehoff Becky October 21, 2013

fucked up teeth

When your tooth looks at another tooth

Ian has fucked up teeth

by Monkey nigga faggot lips February 3, 2017

to the teeth

To the greatest degree or extent; extremely, completely, or utterly.

I know it takes me a long time getting ready, but nothing feels better than being dressed to the teeth for a night out on the town.
Everyone in the bar was armed to the teeth, so we felt a little bit nervous sitting down for a drink in there.
I have to say, I'm fed up to the teeth with all the people littering on campus!

by asenfan February 28, 2020

like an asshole with teeth

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.

After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023

wisdom teeth

Proof of evolution. ­­­­ ­­­­

If God created humans, then why did he create something so useless as wisdom teeth?

by not found [Error 404] June 11, 2007

Jonny Rocket Teeth

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.

"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"

by Bonnoff Pie April 7, 2010