The overwhelming sensation of déjá vu that occurs shortly after posting a message or status update in a social media; the feeling that you've tweeted this before.
"I'm getting serious déjá tweet about that Twitter message I just posted..."
"Yeah, dude, you posted the exact same thing two weeks ago."
"Hey, are you feeling déjá tweet about your Tuesday status updates?"
"Yeah, but every Tuesday's the same for me."
"Yeah, dude, you posted the exact same thing two weeks ago."
"Hey, are you feeling déjá tweet about your Tuesday status updates?"
"Yeah, but every Tuesday's the same for me."
by zims October 7, 2012
Get the Déjá Tweet mug.A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.
A version of spit-take
A version of spit-take
That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
by Twitter Comedy July 5, 2011
Get the Spit-tweet mug.Johnny and Susan aren't speaking to each other in real life because of a tweet beat they are having on Twitter, what losers.
by Baggage May 22, 2009
Get the Tweet Beat mug.getting money -holding out ones' hand, whistling; and having a pile of $100 bills appear in your hand.
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the money tweet mug.A twitter profile dedicated to luring people into following them by the use of hot profile pictures and provocative tweets.
These are usually computer generated accounts used for spamming people on twitter.
These are usually computer generated accounts used for spamming people on twitter.
by Boozkachu October 4, 2009
Get the tweet candy mug.When someone writes a tweet about someone else. The person writing the tweet doesn't know that the other person is following them.
Jill: I can't believe I kissed Bob last night, he's such a creepy asshole.
Bob: @Jill Did you forget that I was following you? Bitch.
Follower of both people: @Jill Haha! Tweet fail!
Bob: @Jill Did you forget that I was following you? Bitch.
Follower of both people: @Jill Haha! Tweet fail!
by SillyHobo69 July 13, 2010
Get the Tweet Fail mug.Using Twitter in bed instead of sleeping. Usually this term is referenced after tweeting that you are in fact going to bed.
@unmarketing: And when I said "going to sleep" I meant I'm going to tweet horizontally.
This is a horizontal tweet.
This is a horizontal tweet.
by richandcreamy May 13, 2009
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