rusty trumpet

1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)

I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
She loved it.

rusty trumpet by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

pork trumpet 

fuckin.... like.. a raw ass weiner...

Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?

Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.

pork trumpet by Porky McTrumpet August 7, 2007

Shiny Trumpet 

The act of shoving an entire bar of soap up ones rectum.

I just gave myself the greatest Shiny Trumpet in the shower this morning.

Shiny Trumpet by titaniumtyrant April 26, 2014

Funky Trumpet 

When receiving a blowjob, the female blows hard on the tip of your cock, causing you to fart.

Yeah man, Felicia was giving me some dome last night when I felt a fart coming on so I asked her to blow on the tip of my cock, she couldn't stop laughing after she heard the sweet serenade of the funky trumpet.

Funky Trumpet by poon_lord September 22, 2015

Piccolo Trumpet 

The worlds most awesome instrument, only instrument better than the trumpet. You can't get higher than a piccolo trumpet, this beast of an instrument makes flutes jealous. This instrument is the loudest instrument which shows the Dominance that all trumpet players have! Whenever we get dissed, we get it you're hella jealous of our bossness.

Hey, why can't you come into work today?
I have to show the ladies how cool I am in band.
Oh really? What instrument do you play?
Piccolo Trumpet.
Oh shit dude, I didn't know you were a literal god.

Piccolo Trumpet by Smacking Everything December 14, 2016

Timmy Trumpet 

a Australian DJ who produces bangers and was must well known for his single "Freaks" with Savage. He also has some of the best lives under his belt.

hey bro! have you listen to some of Timmy Trumpet's songs lately?

yeah bro!

Timmy Trumpet by Sodanic April 21, 2019

Nun Playing the Trumpet

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.

I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.

Nun Playing the Trumpet by RedRockRun October 18, 2013