Tortoise man

Yes

Tortoise man is yes

by Apacheattackhelicopter69420 December 26, 2019

Tortato

When a person is unattractive/ugly and you cant decide whither to tell them they look like a potato Or tortoise

"Bro why do Jessica be lookin like a tortato today"

by Weeniehut.jr March 6, 2020

Tortilka

A tortilka is a little bitch that you love yet they’re an idiot

Hey you are a tortilka but ily

by tortilka crackheads March 15, 2020

Tortita

Tortitameans I love you You’re my errrrrthhhang you my booty call you’re my go to you’re my Bonnie and Clyde

You look like a whole tortita

by Pablo that’s the motto March 25, 2020

Tortilla Gang

An Army Amino Gang that was created to stop other gangs from taking over.

Guy 1: Sup! You in tortilla gang?
Guy 2: Who isn’t!

by thenumber1whiteboi May 10, 2020

tortilla

a weapon used from hispanics that love tortilla's. they wrap the enemy in a burrito

white boi: whas up cuuuhhhh. can i drive ur chevy silverado?
mexican cuh: no cuh lemmie get the mf tortilla.
white boi: wtf slap me with a tortilla?
mexican cuh: *proceeds to wrap enemy in tortilla in burrito style with frijholes.*
white boi: let me tf out pepega

by mexicanfoxnigga October 14, 2020

Tortillia

When a dumbfuck mispronounces the word "tortilla".

Hummus: Do you like tortillia or pita chips with your hummus.
Anyone with a functioning iq: Did you just say tortilla?

by dumbfuckdgg February 24, 2021