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Tristan

The ugliest piece of poop to ever walk the earth. He will poop on you if he gets the chance
Guy: Tristan just pooped on me
by sebber July 17, 2019
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Tristan Hamm

Someone who means the world to certain people but he doesn't see it' he pushes them out of his life. Though hes got more issues sharing his feelings then anyone known to man' he's sweet handsome and funny. He loves anything to do with video games and computers. Only the coolest person youll meet. can have a temper but he gets over things he'll grow up to be some awesome person and will have an amazing family. Should never stop smiling, because his smiles adorable.
Tristan Hamm: i have an amazing smile
Tristan: i like ham and pineapple pizza annd mcDoubles
Tristan: likes to have a good time
Tristan: needs to stop worrying about what people think of him
Tristan: .....james bond mission in school canteen
by sorrynotavailable August 14, 2011
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Tristan

An amazing boy who often gets a lot of girls. Always up for a chat is is kind to everyone! Comes across as a 'player' but is extremely good looking at intelligent.
A: have you met that tristan boy? He's so kind and cute!

B: yeah! He sounds like a tristan
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Tristan

An amazing, wonderful, dreamy, athletic, funny guy. Tristan is the full package and has many wonderful things to offer to whoever his lucky girl will be. Tristan is very easy to fall for, as he can be very cautious with his heart and also very hard to read. Tristan is a stud on the ice playing his favorite sport hockey. Tristan is all in all a very caring and family guy. He loves his family more than anything, and is just looking for the right girl to share all of his amazing qualities with. Although at times Tristan can get very jealous only showing that he cares and wants you. Tristan is very protective over the girl he likes and will always strive to make her happy and comfortable. If you have a Tristan in your life, you better hold onto him, and remind him how lucky you are to have him, and how special he truly is. I don't know what I would do without my Tristan.
"I wish I had myself a Tristan"
"Me too!"
by anonymous1001234 November 27, 2018
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tristan

always wrong and not funny and not nice but cute
wow their buddy....your tristan
by the real og clown November 27, 2019
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Tristan hunchak

One of the gayest people around he loves sniffing booty cheeks after someone farts and burns nose hairs
Tristan hunchak loves shitting in small toilets and poops in kool aid cans
by Greg1979 December 31, 2019
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Tristan dead by daylight

by anonymous September 15, 2020
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