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touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy
"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"
by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007
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nice touch

Adding nice touch means adding nice detail to something
-your nails look nice
- yes i added sparkles
- nice touch
by Sweetheartxoxo October 23, 2015
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Touché

French word used in fencing. Commonly used today to recognize the other side's good argument or comeback.

Roughly translates to 'Oh shit, I didn't think of that'
Guy 1: You know Mountain Dew shrinks your balls.
Guy 2: At least I HAVE balls.
Guy 1: ... Touché.
by Teh Samhain February 19, 2010
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Touch The Sky

To testify/to come up in one's spot looking extra fly. This is often done for the day you die.
Person 1: Let's touch the sky!!!

Person 2: I shall hop into a U-Haul van with my mother.
by Tubbyman October 28, 2010
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Reverse Midas Touch

A state-of-being, when, literally, EVERYTHING you touch turns to shit. The more important the thing is, the bigger pile of shit it becomes. There is nothing to be done to reverse this condition except time. Generally doesn't last more than 24 hours. It can also be used to refer to a general trend regarding your state-of-being, not just a single incident. (Like having a bad hair day, this would be a Reverse Midas Touch Day)
You've decided it's time to tell the person you've been dating that you love them. The perfect moment arrives, your faces are close, you smile and say, "I love you so much _______" (insert the name, not of your lover but of your ex - who they know) The look on their face says it all. Your first time sharing your soul with your lover, and it's not just bad, it's total shit. You stammer out an apology, and insert the name of your ex AGAIN, instead of saying their name. A true Reverse Midas Touch Moment. In your attempt to make this moment perfect, your anxiety to do so got the better of you causing you to totally fuck it up. hoisted by your own petard Instead of it being the beautiful moment you wished for, you find yourself going to hell in a hand basket
by WuWu LaFong September 1, 2013
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Dont touch my tail

Those annoying anime kitty wolf demon hybrid girls on Roblox that always say "Dont touch my tail!" In the chat, or type it in their bio. They Do this only for attention, and they think it's "Cute". (This usually occurs in games like "Island Life Paradise")
Hybrid girls bio on roblox: half demon half wolf half cat half dragon uwu/has powers/Dont touch my tail owo!

Troll on roblox: *touches tail*

Hybrid girl: NOOOO!!! DONT TOUCH MY TAIL!!>:(

Hybrid girl: *Growls at you uwu*
by The penis puncher January 15, 2021
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Finishing Touch

When a woman is one touch away from reaching the Nirvana-like state of orgasm, her partner waits for the opportune moment to apply the finishing touch.
I gave her the finishig touch last night.
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