For halloween, me and my friend are going run-by toasting in town.
*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*
*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*
by "kilo" October 31, 2003

When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.
by Eggroid October 21, 2019

by Miz4962 January 8, 2017

“That’s on toastcans luv”
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”
“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions”
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”
“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions”
by toastcan teacher January 15, 2020

by Saltine Kracker November 17, 2017

A YouTube streamer/content creator who is famous for his Minecraft/ROBLOX "how to" videos which have helped hundreds of thousands of people. He grew up as a YouTuber, starting his channel in 2016. Every other December since he started his channel his sub count has grown 10 times larger. He does a variety of ROBLOX streams, Minecraft streams, hangout streams, Minecraft videos, ROBLOX videos, vlogs and memes. He also has two secret YouTube channels which are more popular than his main channel but no one knows they're him.
by PerfectPeridot December 7, 2020

Combining a perfectly toasted slice of bread with a generous serving of butter so it fills up the hundreds of tiny craters on the breads surface.
by iamaewok June 6, 2019
