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dying buffalo

When you're riding a bicycle with locking pedals and can't get your foot out in time to stop properly and you helplessly fall to one side.
As the light suddenly turned red, I pulled a dying buffalo and fell on my side.
by toalexan May 20, 2014
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Do as the buffalo

It's what can be said when you have nothing else to say in a conversation, but you still want to leave on a good note.

Also can be used when someone continually asks you for advice.

It's simply a way to get out of a conversation. The real secret is to walk away once you say it.

To legitimize it a bit more, add "As they say" or "Like they say" to the front of the saying to add more value. It'll make them think that it's not just you saying it.
Person 1: "So my boyfriend keeps not picking up and i call him like 50 times a day, I don't know what to do"

Person 2: "Do as the Buffalo"

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Person 1: "There's this girl at work that's so hot. I asked her out but she keeps saying no, what should i do"

Person 2: "Like they say, do as the buffalo" .... and walk away

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Person 1: "Fack there's nothing on tv!"

Person 2: "You should do as the buffalo"
by redstyles April 14, 2014
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Buffalo Bill

1. When a male tucks his penis between his legs, near his buttocks; to give vocation of the idea that he does not own said penis.

2. Tucking penis near said buttocks and verbalizing phrases such as, "would you fuck me? ....I`d fuck me."
Example #1: Actor 1: "Hey Actor 2, we have to get on the stage for scene 6, Peter Pan`s big showing!"

Actor 2: "But i`m nervous, these tights are too small and all the girls will laugh at my small penis."

Actor 1: "Just Buffalo Bill that thing and get out here..."
by PhillipMorris June 12, 2014
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cunt buffalo

A large and annoying woman. Can be more cunt or more buffalo. If she's very fat and very annoying, can be classified as a "full blown cunt buffalo".
"Dude do you see that fat chick?!"
"Yea man, I talked to her. She's a full blown cunt buffalo!"

"Last night I was hitting on a cunt buffalo. To my credit though, she was more cunt than buffalo."

"Looks like Joe's going cunt buffalo hunting tonight. We gotta help a brotha out!"
by b00tyhunt4r September 18, 2014
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Buffalo Shuffle

The way Canadians run across ice without slipping and falling.
Gary did the buffalo shuffle across the pond to get away from the moose who was chasing him.
by cdnshredder September 8, 2015
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Buffalo Blizzard

A Buffalo Blizzard is when you are doing a chick; and when you're about to blow your load, you stand behind a running fan and release your spunk into the back of the fan, so your hot jizz will blizzard onto her. Much like a snowstorm in Buffalo.
I gave that chick a Buffalo Blizzard last night, it was all over her!
by StudRatchet October 25, 2016
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Buffalo Surprise

Anal rawdogging with a significant other where you feel the burn after he or she has eaten hot wings.
Andrew got that Buffalo Surprise after his date with Stephanie to Buffalo Wild Wings.
by MisterPhister September 29, 2019
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