Ship is Sinking

A term used for when a situation is progressively getting worse over
At a house party
Anton: "Man this party is so slow, there is like zero women here and no booze"
Leroy: " Yep, this ship is sinking, I am out"
by RaiRaijinn December 14, 2016
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Ship-Shit

Relationship bullshit. The ridiculous bullshit that one has to go through in a relationship that doesn't make logical sense. Typically in a relationship that is not working out or going well.
Friend: "Hey how's it going between you and Tony?"
You: "Ya know same old ship-shit...I don't know if we're going to last much longer."
OR
You: "What are you and Tammy fighting about anyways?"
Friend: "Stupid ship-shit. She expects me to pay for her dogs grooming bill because she says I'm 'the one that makes him shed' because I pet him 'too much'. It doesn't even make sense."
by KindleKrackhead February 07, 2022
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tight ship

Running a business enterprise as efficient as possible.
We are tired of the jokers who came come and out of this business. We are going to run a tight ship from now on.
by Alphatee March 05, 2018
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Ship Of Theseus

1) A metaphysical thought experiment involving a boat that is slowly repaired over time until all the parts are new.

2) Asterius
what are your feelings on the Ship of Theseus? Personally, man, that dude and that minotaur are definitely making out.
by Salvorrrrrr October 07, 2020
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cripple ship

1. a disabled vessel
2. a nickname for someone with really weird friends/a nickname your friend called you once as a joke but soon became the name they use for you all the time...
3. Friends with poppet and sarita
Cripple Shipppp!!!!" or "Come on little ship"
by Cripple Ship May 06, 2011
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spunkle ship

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.
Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!
by Dimox January 25, 2018
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Snuggle-ship

Rachel Elizabeth is snuggle material. I could see us in a long term snuggle-ship. Ka-pow! #snugglesforlive
by kfizzlepop February 18, 2016
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