Cook Craig, better known as cookiedawg69, is the 3rd guitarist of King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. He's a man of many things; transitioning from dilf to cute teenage loverboy and then to lumberjack man all in 2017, growing a mean beard, being the subject of mass simping from gizzard fans worldwide, and more. He has a solo project, Pipe-Eye, which is like The Kinks took acid and had an orgy with Tame Impala, the B-52's, and the Talking Heads.
dude 1: "Cook Craig is a future dilf if I ever seen one"
dude 2: "wdym future dilf? he already is one!"
dude 2: "wdym future dilf? he already is one!"
by bullant_owu January 11, 2021
Get the Cook Craigmug. To have a Craig Jackson, is to have a gay dog of the rat variety. Not too sure of it's sexuality, it usually goes for equally rat-like gay but fatter dogs, but gets confused between the ass of a female dog and that of a male dog.
by Medic 21 November 21, 2010
Get the Craig Jacksonmug. -When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})
-Jenny Craig for Males.
-Jenny Craig for Males.
by bOOOOtOOOOOh June 19, 2011
Get the Jimmy Craigmug. the silliest goober in the entire show he is so silly and he deserves the world I will protect him with my life
Craig tucker is such a silly little guy!!! Just a little boy!!! A tiny goober!! A little dude!! (Help me I am not okay)
by craig tuckers #1 fan REAL October 29, 2023
Get the Craig Tuckermug. Craig Tucker is a member of the boys' fourth grade class. Craig's most distinguishing physical feature is his blue chullo hat topped with a yellow puffball. One of his traits is his compulsive tendency to flip people off, usually for no discernible reason. He leads the group known as Craig's Gang. He is also very gay
by xo_fay April 22, 2023
Get the craig tuckermug. Verb: doing one or both of the following typically at night time - 1) Getting super baked 2) getting laid.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.
Brandon: What did you do last night?
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.
I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.
I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.
by spidermanbreal June 2, 2016
Get the Craig Brownmug. A wild wilda beast he goes by oink oink if you see him be on your toes for he is very thicc he might get you confused for a kfc worker and steal your chicken
by Craigdaddypig2000 November 22, 2019
Get the Kevin Craigmug.