Tijuana Teabag

A play on the classic sexual act of the “Teabag” where an individual lets it hang and proceeds to pour a shot of tequila down the sack into a participants mouth.
Bro it was a crazy night at the gay bar… My buddy wanted to try a Tijuana Teabag. The tequila on my sack was great.
by Ned_Nederlander April 13, 2025
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tijuana waterfall

When someone has diarrhea and defecates on a naked girl and it runs down over her breasts
I just had a Tijuana waterfall all over some chick.
by Sexpresso February 16, 2015
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Tijuana firehose

Set a girls boobs on fire, then titty fu*k her while peeing
Im going to to give this hoodrat a "Tijuana firehose "!!
by Illanoize March 23, 2021
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Tijuana crockpot

When a man and woman are completely naked both seated on a toilet, man on the bottom, women sitting on top of the man with her legs wrapped around him, both are defecating at the same time while simultaneously in in the act of vaginal love making.
After enjoying their favorite taco cart the couple retreated back to their their hotel room to participate in a Tijuana crockpot
by Ezypicknz February 13, 2023
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Tijuana Rose

A rosebud with Tajín sprinkled on it.
A Tijuana rose tastes better than most of the food I’ve eaten.
by 2014_chiguy September 08, 2021
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Tijuana Sushi

When you pull into port in the Coast Guard and attend a “gentlemen’s club” and proceed to get shitfaced and eat the backside of a whore, coating your face in wet slimy bacteria filled pussy and ass juice.
Yo I got so drunk at Senorita Slippy’s last night in port and this whore Trudie backed her ass and pussy in my face. I ate the shit out of it and It was like eating some spoiled Tijuana sushi.
by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
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Tijuana Bagel

Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...
When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel
by Stonedirt November 08, 2017
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