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CreamS(h)tick 

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!
CreamS(h)tick by VomitCock May 26, 2017
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Click and tick tourist 

The kind of tourist that walks around clicking a photo of landmarks on their phone and ticking it off the list before moving on to the next spot. Rinse and repeat.
Haha, check at out that click and tick tourist, just clicking and ticking...
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick 

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)
Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid 

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.
“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

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White belly tick 

Native to splitlog rd,, these rhalf tick half dog rabbid pets stick themselves to white boy dick and/or side. Often comes from dogs and grow to be the size of dimes if handled properly this lie might fly.
(country accent) I wonse had my girl pull a goshdarn white belly tick off my side damn woman don't believe me so I made it a word
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White belly tick by Oxford Fast September 4, 2025