God

Everything... Be thankful✨

God is like a pilot to a plan. Can't get nowhere without him.

by BBGJUJU December 11, 2016

God

Zlatan Ibrahimović

TV4 reporter: Who’ll win the qualifier?

Zlatan: Only God knows

Reporter: It’s kinda hard to ask him

Zlatan: You’re talking to him now

by ArchieSouppppp February 24, 2021

God

That one douche bag that kills people for having a different opinion in them

"God over there sure enjoys taking out his anger on harmless people."

by TreyDavis007 February 18, 2018

God

some boi some cave bois made cus they didnt know what life was.

i dont under stand anything.
oh havent u heard its God.
what is it?
u dont know what that is... well its god

by my chair can defete u July 8, 2019

God

The wonderful lord above us

My god to the sun and my family are the planets

by P.o.T.a.T.o 🥔 December 10, 2020

god on

trusting on god

_You see usually that god on we are always trying and always winning, there when is god? _Yes!

by man!? June 16, 2018

God

When you wish for something badly and you close your eyes and wish for it. God's the guy that ignores you.

Making a wish to God? You might as well go on the street and act homeless, you'll have more chances of success.

by Dr.Coolguy420 October 14, 2017