So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!
by Valetudo March 26, 2004
When the girls looks better in Halloween costumes. A plain girl turns into a 10 when dressed as a slutty nurse.
I never thought she was that hot until she was dressed up as that slutty teacher's costume, damn I got some Vampire Goggles going on.
by Chuckles M November 01, 2006
One who makes a living purchasing items on Ebay only to turn around and sell them on Ebay for a higher price.
Mike: "I was outbid on Microsoft Office 2003 at the last second by a guy who currently has 2 listed for sale on here."
Chris: "Yeah, Ebay should ban those fucking Ebay Vampires, but instead stokes their fire by labeling them Power Sellers."
Chris: "Yeah, Ebay should ban those fucking Ebay Vampires, but instead stokes their fire by labeling them Power Sellers."
by Chris Pinchak February 08, 2007
A strange condition that affects only the male species causing them to only call a female with the use of fiber optics ONLY after the SUN sets.
Contrairy to popular belief these types of men cannot be repelled with "crosses" and "garlic", but have been known to be wounded by the usage of soap and water (whether holy or plain). There is question as to whether or not this species is affected by sunlight, due to the fact no one has been able to capture one and find out. Studies have confirmed the fact that when a female recieves a phone call by these types of men they ALL seem to want the SAME thing.
A word commonlly associated with married men, or men who are just "NO DAMN GOOD".
Contrairy to popular belief these types of men cannot be repelled with "crosses" and "garlic", but have been known to be wounded by the usage of soap and water (whether holy or plain). There is question as to whether or not this species is affected by sunlight, due to the fact no one has been able to capture one and find out. Studies have confirmed the fact that when a female recieves a phone call by these types of men they ALL seem to want the SAME thing.
A word commonlly associated with married men, or men who are just "NO DAMN GOOD".
by hotenuf13 April 01, 2008
When a guy has sex with a girl on her period, and after his dick is all bloody, another (or the same) drunk girl sucks his dick.
by cToTheD May 24, 2009
When a girl is giving a you blow job and she uses her teeth in the fellatio process, the end result is multiple cuts on your cock.
by Mark MacDonald February 21, 2006
by SirScary June 14, 2010