A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.
I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.
by Eushshtb June 12, 2021
Get the Critical lumber theorymug. Dogg Critic, or known as Commander Critic/Xx_Soviet_N_Stuff_xX is a user from Closedverse and Discord that post dank memes on certain times.
He is sometime loyal to users and understands how they feel, but at other times, he'll be a bit stubborn, but it's rare.
Also, he's that one dude you meet in your life that's hangs out with you most of the time, and will help you out.
He is sometime loyal to users and understands how they feel, but at other times, he'll be a bit stubborn, but it's rare.
Also, he's that one dude you meet in your life that's hangs out with you most of the time, and will help you out.
by Macy The Calm December 15, 2017
Get the Dogg Criticmug. Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
Get the Critical fat-cock theorymug. Critical republican theory is to take anything considered woke and assume people of color to blame and indoctrinate children when in reality the Republicans are just racist
Matt walsh had a critical republican theory that schools teaching about race is making him look bad so he got upset and cried over woke media
by ancientalienrockdweller December 4, 2021
Get the Critical republican theorymug. Somebody who gives really bad opinions, then decides whether or not to change their opinion to be more agreeable based on the people's reaction around them.
Zack: "Astroworld is Travis Scott's worst album."
Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.
Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."
Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.
Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."
Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
by EnderThatGuy February 5, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's criticmug. A disease which slowly rotts the frontal lobe. This disease can be caused from many incidents such as not saying "no homo" after accidently making eye contact at yo homie for longer than 5 seconds, unironicly dabbing, laughing at minions memes, and much more!
by no-homo-bruh69 June 11, 2018
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by Tribal_Warfare January 20, 2024
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