A man's dress shirt that has a color or pattern, except on the collar and cuffs, which are white. Asshole shirts are frequently set off with gold cufflinks or a tie clip. So called because the great majority of men who wear them are assholes.
I don't trust that politician/commentator/etc. because he often wears an asshole shirt on camera.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.
by Trenko May 10, 2017
Get the asshole shirtmug. A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.
by kari1981 January 5, 2011
Get the dessert shirtmug. by thepeej January 13, 2009
Get the Jagging shirtmug. I was so hungry and was so tired, I used my shirt as a plate.
Shirt-plate means no dishes, just laundry!
Shirt-plate means no dishes, just laundry!
by Hefernin November 29, 2009
Get the shirt-platemug. The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.
Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.
Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.
Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.
by azuremint September 2, 2010
Get the Shirt Airmug. A shirt usually seen in porn worn by a milf they usually have a hole in it near the breast and are a bit mad
by Finstar March 13, 2022
Get the milf shirtmug. Guy 1: Dude, come at look at this elmo shirt Katy Perry is wearing on SNL!
Guy 2: Excuse me while I go masturbate
Guy 2: Excuse me while I go masturbate
by magoo112 September 29, 2010
Get the Elmo shirtmug.