Plastic Hassles

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.

Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"

by x BILKO x September 12, 2016

Plastic pecker

Another term for the word strap on. This device is a dildo attached to a harness mostly utilized for lesbian sex.

Guy 1: I think imma ask monic If she wasn’t to slide tonight.
Guy 2: Nah dude Monica’s gay she was practically begging Debbie for the ol’ plastic pecker

by Datcuzzi September 8, 2020

Airless plastic

An insult to someone who is skinny and weak.

Kid 1: Come on, you can do better
Kid 2: I'm trying
Kid 1: What are you, an airless plastic

by Teacherthatdonthelp November 24, 2021

Plastic Ewwwgery

When plastic surgery makes you look disgustingly worse than before!

Tara Reid had a lot of plastic ewwwgery on her stomach.

by Steupz August 10, 2009

Plastic Mouth

The inability to achieve comfort.

Wow this awkward situation leaves me feeling a bit plastic mouthed.

by ghettohaxor January 9, 2011

Plastic Jock

Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.

"Plastic" as in fake.

"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.

He may sound a bit Scottish but hes English,hes a Plastic Jock.

by Haggis0 July 6, 2009

Plastic bag

A term for a condom- refers to putting it over your head

Pickle- Hey my life sucks I have to live in a jar!

Dick- Oh yeah? They put a plastic bag on my head, put me in a cave, then hit my head against the wall until I throw up!

by Ilikedirt October 16, 2009