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pit face

Facial hair, being a beard, mustache, goatee, or chin beard grown by a male prior to attending a concert featuring a mosh pit in an attempt to look more intimidating, less weak, and therefore less prone to one on one attacks. The pit face process usually starts several weeks before the concert date as the excitement builds up to the show and the pit face is shaved off the morning after.
Daughter: Hey Dad you haven't shaved this week, whats going on?

Dad: I've got pit tickets for the big show next month and have started my pit face.
by ATDMan January 27, 2012
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pit-whiff

When one gets a whiff of B. O. and you arent sure where it came from, you raise one arm (either right of left) to confirm the origin of B. O. camr from yourself.
Hey, Boss, better do a pit-whiff, I'm smelling something rancid and its not me.
by rdbtp January 7, 2009
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Bitch Pit

A place of reflection for girls. Similar to man cave but for females. Of course people would mistake it for pillow fights and chick flicks, however, most girls who use this term hate humans, hail Satan and use this place to take illegal drugs and eat processed food.
"Hey what are you upto?"
"Just chilling with the girls in the bitch pitt"
by CorpseTits February 27, 2017
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Confession Pit

A hole that one digs in the snow, in order to sit down in it and confess one's deepest secrets. A practice that is common in eastern parts of Norway.
John just dug a confession pit. He told me he likes fat chicks.

Mike just dug a confession pit and told me that he regularly preforms intercontinential necrobeastiality.
by John Bucake December 7, 2011
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pit stench

When I iron the shirt I wore yesterday and the steam from the iron hits the underarm area. The gentle rafting of b.o. and steam that envelopes me.
I should have ironed a clean shirt for school instead of dealing with the pit stench before breakfast.
by MegaAssWitched April 6, 2005
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pit shit

Defined as:
a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.
Me and benny went drove in the ol scania, and as i was diggin in to the zinger box, i notice a rank reeking smell. In my peripheral vision i observed the mad cunt, as he unhitches the fat slugish diabolical load of feces. By the time it slipped out of his anuscrack, his johnsons where back on, and we were zinging on cunt. Cant believe he just pit shit.

Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.
by Mong off February 22, 2022
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Wookie Pits

Female armpits that either have never been shaved or haven't been shaved in days or weeks.
Boyfriend: "Whoa, honey! When was the last time you shaved your pits?"
Girlfriend: "I dunno...a few days ago, I think. Why?"
Boyfriend: "You got some serious Wookie Pits going on there!"
by Rob Carlson March 11, 2007
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