Noun, plural 'Mail Ladies'
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.
Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.
Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.
Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.
Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.
Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.
Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....
Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.
Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.
guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.
Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....
Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.
Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.
guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.
Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
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