Kirk

“That bald black guy over there is such a Kirk”

“The NFL’s all time leading rusher is a real Kirk”

“Kirk has a small penis”

by Jo’Quan Dinkelburg September 9, 2021

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Kirked

To advocate for something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune.

Guy: I fell into a hole I dug up

Guy 2: You got Kirked.

by pagR September 11, 2025

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Kirk Penetration

The couple performing this move must be at least one male where he insterts his cock up a partners open wound. Preferably around the neck area.

Last night I hit the kirk penetration on Annie right on her bike crash wound

by MamaPhuker September 30, 2025

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Kirk

Refers to the Charlie Kirk killing and a play on the word "Merc" which means kill. A slang way of saying you will Merc (kill) someone whilst referring to the Kirk killing.

"man that fucking asshole, I'm going to Kirk him"
Jamal died Alex kirked him'

by Bdjeidbrj September 13, 2025

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Got Kirked

When someone publicly declares X isn’t an issue, and X is the cause of their death. See Irony.

Got Kirked: someone downplays or dismisses the threat of gun violence, but then becomes a victim of it.

Charlie Kirk being shot at a political rally after publicly saying gun violence isn’t an issue in America, 2025.

by ButImNotWrong080706 September 11, 2025

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Kirk

Someone who wears Jordan’s and is quiet at school. He has some cool friends that live in his neighborhood and he talks to them. Kirk is quiet but once you start talking to him he will talk to you. He is chill and neutral. He is a relaxed easygoing person so he is a great friend. He is likely to go ballin at the old basketball court or is a wide receiver for his Junior or high school football team. He loves his family. Kirk has worked hard for a good life.

Kirk! What’s up bro! “ A yo, I’m fine and relaxed” .

by Neutral guy 120 December 13, 2021

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