a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out
Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.
by H_fit April 24, 2018
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A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate
Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate

You’ve been kirked have you?
by Youknowitmakesense November 8, 2022
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When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.
That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!
by AL Zeus May 9, 2023
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One of the best technical guitarists who plays for the band Metallica. He started off in a garage band called "mesh", then Exodus and Joined Metallica in 1983. He does ripping solos and playing at lightning speed.
Metallica would be nothing without Kirk Hammet. James Hetfield is a great guitarists and all, but Kirk Hammet superior
by Rotten Turkey February 16, 2023
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Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!
Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.
by LizzyB June 27, 2014
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Used as a sydo name by fools who are often deluded, not to be confused with the real Mr Kirk Stevens who is an innocent victim of these impersonaters & an amazing, talented, all round great guy.

These impersonaters are sexual deviants with a liking for toe jobs but often taking whatever they can get, they should be observed from safe distances
Be careful he's a kirk stevens
by Hank Johnson October 18, 2017
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