Kirk

To legally steal or rob

The Minnesota Vikings and Jacksonville Jaguars have players that kirk from them really well.

by NFLC March 14, 2022

Kirk

The act of legally robbing someone

Christian and Cousins just kirked two huge banks in Jaxonville and Minnesota.

by NFLC March 14, 2022

Kirk

A bald black man with a small penis.

“That bald black guy over there is such a Kirk”

“The NFL’s all time leading rusher is a real Kirk”

“Kirk has a small penis”

by Jo’Quan Dinkelburg September 10, 2021

Kirk

To leave / To bounce / To dip from a location and kick rocks to another.

Yo the boys are dipping for I'm gonna Kirk out too , later cut.

by SantaCruzSlang August 14, 2022

Kirk

A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.

God that guy is such a Kirk.

Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.

Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.

God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.

by Trollface123 March 4, 2017

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish.

Kirk hasn’t stopped fishing.

by zjc November 22, 2021

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk hasn’t given up fishing

by zjc November 22, 2021