Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.

Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.

by Feex it Feeleex October 02, 2017

Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.

Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.

by gbabbiii December 21, 2010

Kiddy park

A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.

Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

kiddy widdler

Harvey ramsdens autistic father.

Me: Harvey, where’s your dad?
Harvey: you mean that kiddy widdler?
Me: yep..

by Harvey’s dad December 29, 2017

Popcorn kiddie shit

Childish games,

I’m not doing this popcorn kiddie shit anymore

by Say.. October 22, 2017

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 25, 2022

buddy kiddy

buddy kiddy

hi buddy kiddy.

by buddy kiddy March 02, 2022