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Battery Dropping

1. To do acid
2. To actually clean your car battery by dropping it.
1. "So many colors, man, I shouldn't be driving after I dropped so much battery a couple minutes ago."

2. "You're running out of charge on your battery? You should drop it using the Battery Dropping method."
by Chemclasshero April 28, 2012
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The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
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Sexual Assault/Battery

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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AAA battery

A person who is Asexual, Aromantic and Autistic
They call me an AAA battery cause i'm Asexual, Aromantic and Autistic
by starrs_above November 29, 2023
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main battery

A main battery is the primary weapon or group of weapons around which a warship is designed. As such, a main battery was historically a gun or group of guns, as in the broadsides of cannon on a ship of the line. Later, this came to be turreted groups of similar large-caliber naval rifles.
e.g.: FIRE ALL MAIN BATTERY TURRETS!, LOAD ALL MAIN BATTERY TURRETS WITH AP ROUNDS!
by Dinacheris June 22, 2023
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battery acid kink

when you feel a little riled up by some battery acid
“i like to chug battery acid during sex”
“that’s kinky”
“yeah i have a battery acid kink”
by iminfrenchclass March 3, 2021
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1% battery

Causes ptsd for minutes
When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.
by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021
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