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That's why we can't have nice things 

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"

that's not your pidgeon 

phrase used to point out to someone that they are out of their jurisdiction or speaking out of place. Used in instances when someone is making comments or decisions that are not related to their expertise, knowledge base, or responsibility.
Burns: "I wish Marge were here to give me a back massage."

Smithers: "Mr. Burns, I would be happy to give you a back massage."

Burns: "Smithers, that's not your pidgeon."

that's outrageous! 

A metalcore band from Poughkeepsie, New York that incorporates techno into their music. They're very underground with most fans enjoying their song oblivate, a Harry potter reference.
Person A:Did you hear that's outrageous is coming out with an EP soon?
Person B: What do you mean and outrageous EP?
Person A: No the metalcore band That's Outrageous! Is writing an EP.
that's outrageous! by Connor126 November 20, 2013

that annoying bitch teacher 

thinks they own the school
that annoying bitch teacher is the worst teacher ever

that’s it 

When one is done with the conversation or angered by the outcome of the conversation. Usually said aggressively.
Funny boy: “You got satellite dish ears
Other Kid: “That’s it”
that’s it by Muybien January 23, 2018

"That" side of Youtube

The phrase used to identify when one is within a particular section of Youtube that is often deemed "The dark side of Youtube" or "The weird side of Youtube"; videos within this region of Youtube are often morbid, grim, disturbing, or just plain weird.
Internet User 1: "Uh oh, I'm on "That" side of Youtube again...."
Internet User 2: "What video did you happen upon this time?"
Internet User 1: "Look up 1494508085294"
"That" side of Youtube by The Fiz December 17, 2018