testiculanus

When you’re either born with or grow testicles on your anus.

Albert is an underwear model. He had to cancel his photo shoot due to bad case of testiculanus.

He’s seeing a doctor to evaluate his testiculanus for surgery.

by Punan_From_Hunan April 3, 2024

Testiculating

The masculine version of testiculating

Him: *For the third time in 3 minutes* “Fuck babe, you look good as helllll.”
Her: “Are you testiculating?”
Him: “Yes. Come help me do something about it?”

by ursajenkins February 9, 2026

Testiculate

An alternative to mansplaining. Refering to articulate and testicles.

Jimmy, we all knew what a <insert technical term> was, you didn't have to testiculate it.

by bhdr_acr June 30, 2025

Testiculating

The male version of Ovulation

“Babe I think I may be testiculating, it’s that time of month for me. Want to make a baby?”

by Shadowfigure14 September 27, 2025

caeruleum testiculorum

a really fancy way of saying "blue balls"

Nurse 1: a really creepy dude just came into the clinic, claiming to have "caeruleum testiculorum"
Nurse 2: a what now
Nurse 1: blue balls
Nurse 2: oh, i see; y'know i didn't brush up on my latin in ages, i should really do it
Nurse 1: yeah, i'd definitely recommend it

by cryp71c4l17y July 28, 2022

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.

Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.

by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.

Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.

by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024