Snatch Test

The pregame warm up before you eat pussy. You have to reach down there with a finger or two, rub the beaver and then as you are kissing their neck, lets say your right side, you take the left hand and hook it around her neck around to the side you are kissing and check out the smell. If it's bad fish, throw that bitch off the boat.

Hey dude...good luck tonight, and don't forget the snatch test.

Man, I'm glad I did the snatch test last night, shit was putrid!

by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009

Bro-testament

Bro-testament - bro-test-tah-ment
-noun
1. Supreme law between bro's
2. Grants thy bro ultimate obedience when used upon said bro
3. One-time usage until cool down time (1 year) is met
4. Used in a time of urgency and at the bro's own discretion
-Should the bro dishonor the testament is grounds for termination from broship

I'm using my bro-testament on you bro, your going to the club tonight.

by Gerhardus August 11, 2011

Tibbe test

The Tibbe test is a test one uses to measure the thickness of a penis by using a toilet paper roll. You simply try to put your erected penis through the hole on the toilet paper roll. If the penis stops because of massive girth, you have passed the tibbe test and you have the penis of a champion, girth wise. If the penis goes right through, you have failed. And if the penis doesn't stop, nor comes out the other end, you have failed in an epic way.

Roy: So bro, did you pass the tibbe test?

Steve: Yeah, I had no chance getting my beast in that thing. It stopped right at the beginning.
Roy: Wow, you must be really well hung, a real BWC.

by Captain Kenneth BWC January 16, 2015

curb test

A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.

Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.

by Nick D November 11, 2003

piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use

Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again

by Klepto May 20, 2003

test email

An email, usually very short, sent for the purpose of testing whether the email system is working. The sender's purpose may be:
- to find out whether the sender's outgoing email is configured correctly
- to troubleshoot the end-to-end connection between a sender and recipient

If the sender is able to find his solution with no response from the recipient, the test email will usually contain a terse instruction like "ignore this email."

If the sender needs a response from the recipient in order to complete the test, then the test email will say something like "let me know if you got this."

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subject: testing...

Did you get this?

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subject: test 2

please ignore - just a test - M

by vanilla g-lotto December 19, 2004

Testi Whiff

The act of a woman simply approaching the ball sack of a male and taking a quite deep whiff of said sack.

A- Yo man last night Sarah gave me a Testi Whiff
B - Forreal man?
A - Yea bro, I could have sworn she almost sniffed them out of the sack

by Slateski July 24, 2010