Cole tenner

Pro skater from the scheme in Scotland often seen at shred skatepark doing kick turns and ollies

Yeah Cole shred the Knar shred the Knar Cole tenner!

by NIBBANOCAP March 5, 2019

six tenders in my four piece

When a girl (or whomever) discovers her man’s penis is larger than she expected.

“I hooked up with Patrick last night; got six tenders in my four piece.”

by B1G JON May 23, 2019

Bean teaser

A personal massager; a vibrating dildo.

Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."

by mask_it_or_casket July 2, 2020

Metric tensor

A type of tensor that can be used to make modifications to non- Euclidean spaces.

The metric tensor is used in Einstein’s field equation to account for non- zero space curvature.

by LiamG2250 March 31, 2021

Squeezer Teaser

When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.

I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead

by Fordman95 March 25, 2022

Pi Tense

When numerologists or paranormal gurus claim that the present value of the transcendental number π on a planet or from a galaxy was different in the past and will change again in the future due to competing invisible forces in the spiritual realm.

A Fields medalist confided to some close faculty colleagues that he believes in the pi tense hypothesis albeit he couldn’t prove it.

by Fasters May 30, 2022

Chicken Tenders Cult

A cult full of mentally ill nerds who praise Chicken Tenders and also sometimes study. Occasionally.

Zach: "Hey can I join the Chicken Tenders Cult?"
Literally everyone: "Ew no virgins allowed."

by Chicken Tenders Cult November 3, 2022