male tears

male tears is slang used to talk about sperm

dude did you see sarah with the male tears mug? does she not know what that means???

by john cohen_ December 9, 2021

male tears

spunk, jizz

When I was giving Jack a hand job, he unexpectedly shot male tears all over my new dress. I still can't get the stain out.

by god_prefers_an_atheist July 21, 2016

Man Tears

When one reaches a certain zenith of unbridled manliness, one cannot cry saline-based tears anymore. Instead, one's tear ducts will secrete other, lesser men, who then proceed to cry in one's stead.

My friend John saw that Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial last night and cried man tears.

by jaybo sampsonite February 4, 2013

The Trail of Tears

When you fuck a native american and don't call them the day after.

The Trail of Tears will be re-written in the history books in 2009.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

tear up

to dominate at something. to be the best

"yeah i tear up at chess" says greg.

"no way greg. man your mum tears up in bed" replies rhys

by mordecai kelly November 1, 2007

trail of tears

the hallway that runs between the locker room and shower room at penn state where jerry sandusky did the dirty hence the hall way would be the trail of tears.

friend 1: i took a tour of penn state this weekend
friend 2: did you see the infamous trail of tears?
friend 1: yeah and the shower room

by Mehale November 28, 2011

unicorn tears

Framboise Lambic. As described by the ever-lovely Joanna Newsom.

'My favourite drink would be frmboise lambic, because it tastes like unicorn tears.

by snowhen October 23, 2011