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targhetto is another word for the store target, because where ever there is a ghetto you'll find a target
theres another targhetto

p.s. tommy i maid this one up not you... so haha
by sargent al July 9, 2003
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Targeting

To shop at Target.
I went Targeting today and bought a bunch of stuff I didn't know I needed.
by Phoood Dude July 1, 2011
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Alex From Target

A extremely hot guy seen working at target.
I say Alex from target yesterday he is so hot.
by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014
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Hit The Target Present

The male counterpart of a "Push Present." Thoughtful gift given to the guy by the girl after conception.
After finding out she was pregnant, Rebecca gave Michael an awesome new grill for his "Hit the Target Present".
by julie30302 September 24, 2009
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target

code word women use when they want to go to the bar with their friends, but keep it under the radar of SO's.
Wife:"Hey babe, Jenny's coming over."
Husband: "What are you guys gonna do?"
Wife: "Going to target. Be back in a few hours."
by Meshi April 10, 2016
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target-rich

a market segment that has a lot of opportunity for growth financially or awareness
India is target-rich for cars under $2000.
by serpentsnoir March 4, 2008
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Target Guest Services

The counter inside Target Stores where Target Guests, go to tell lies about their purchases. To get back the money, they didn't really have to spend, in the first place.They will purchase some items with the intent of returning the items when "the party is over".Another favorite is soiling an item(like a vacuum cleaner) and stating,with an "extra whiny voice,"It just doesn't work at all ,it must be defective!".Most Target Guests are not aware of the fact,Target Team members must open and check serial numbers on electronic items before refunding them. The "old TV" in the "new box" ,not a good scam,they could be arrested.The shoplifter favorite is "I got this as a gift,and I don't need it."
As long as you have a valid ID ,you get a refund.Do it too many times,and get arrested!The fat woman's favorite, "The color wasn't right". That's okay though because everyone knows Target Guests have poor eyesight.Furniture that requires assembly, "The parts were missing".Most likely,the husband threw away the directions!
One Target Guest ServicesTeam member to another : "Wonder how that Target Guest knows the color of that dress is wrong for her, I mean obviously she never tried it on ,a 2X in medium!Yeah right!"
by chmpbmxgirl August 3, 2015
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