Some stupid thing your friend gives you to try to make you feel better, but never works
Brian - you broke up with Carly? I'm gonna make you a mix tape! Mark - ugh, please don't Brian - why not? Mark - i want to forget about it, not always remember it with that tape Brian - o...
A woman who only goes out with guys with big dicks thus the measuring tape. She measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says "next."
You do not want to go out with her if she carries measuring tape in her purse.