swamp taint

An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region

"Oh man, i have not showered in days, at this point i have swamp taint"

by RaisinCookieCrumble July 6, 2016

taint burn

The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.

"Dude, could you get me some chips?"
"Sure man!" (stands up)

AAAAAAAH TAINT BURN!!!!! >:(

by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011

Taint Destroyer

A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.

Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose

by Taint blaster August 12, 2014

Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

by Beaflord September 17, 2018

Taint Holders

A very strange way of saying underwear.

STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!

by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018

ass taint

the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)

Brett is an ass taint.

That girl really got his taint wet.

Shut the fuck up ass taint.

by chuck92 March 1, 2012

Taint

The very very sensitive area between your ball sack and your anus. Also known as your gooch.

"Aw, dude. That chick just kicked Jerome in the taint!"

by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016