Lehighton Shuffle

noun
A wet dream about a parent or any other close relative.

John's mom is a MILF, but that is still no excuse for him to have a Lehighton Shuffle about her.

by Billy Bob June 3, 2004

third knuckle shuffle

1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.

2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.

1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!

2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

Bradburn Shuffle

When one partner stands behind the other and bends them over for doggie-style while walking in place.

Andrew gave her the Bradburn Shuffle so long, it wore the bottom of his shoes off.

by Bad Splice September 11, 2003

shuffleboard

An official beer pong match. Used mainly in high schools to avoid negative confrontations for admisistrators.

Dude, we shuffleboarding tonight?

by DWEEZY354324 August 16, 2009

Rich White Shuffle

An agonizingly long walk covering a short distance where there will be bad news awaiting at the end.

He was doing the Rich White Shuffle to the manager's desk and I knew that we were doomed.

by Axiom Kid April 26, 2007

dingleberry shuffle

titty fucking a chick with your ass in her face.

boy did the bitch get pissed off when i gave her the dingleberry shuffle.

by valvespout August 29, 2005

Shufflebottom

Having to contort one's body whilst a woman is going down on you to prevent yourself from passing gas - because you want to make sure she'll keep going and you don't want to scare her from ever doing it again.

After eating a bunch of deviled eggs for lunch earlier, Bruce had to shufflebottom furiously while Melissa was going down on him at the beach.

by JohnJ1978 March 25, 2009