Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie

I was 12 when daddy said to me
"Don't take to drinking, boy
That road don't lead nowhere
And don't you ever let me hear you swear
Don't you dare"
He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way
Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay
So, don't buy into it
And then you can look the whole world in the eye"
Honey, I've tried
But since I met you, girl
I've been breaking every rule
I must confess, I'm just a backsliding fool
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
Last night I threw away the 12-step book
I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you

There's nothing more that I can do
Ain't no use
'Cause every time I see your angel face
My halo disappears without a trace, I swear
Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer
But I don't care
I know this ain't exactly how I was raised
But heaven help me, honey
I ain't changing my ways
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
Drink, swear, steal and lie

by Death Menace August 25, 2023

bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021

fake-swearing

Want to swear without getting punished? Just use fake-swearing!

A: loses at game
A: DUCK YOU!
B: that fake-swearing plan worked perfectly

by Graniteisarock November 19, 2022

over-swearing

over-swearing si when a person swears too much in their sentences for no absolute reason at all even though sometimes the sentence sometimes make sense

why are you over-swearing, you don't need a swear every 2 words for your sentences

by No_Idea_for_A_Good_Name February 21, 2022

cookie the swearing chicken

A vocal buff Sussex chicken. Cookie's favourite words are expletives, hence the name 'Cookie the Swearing Chicken'.

She is also a chicken who jumps for food, is incredibly smart and loves to challenge humans.

Cookie the swearing chicken swore at me today when I brought her food.

by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020

elbow swear

a promise that should never be able to be broken, no matter what.

her: you promise?

him: i elbow swear.

by athenalikesolives October 14, 2023

Swears

Noun (sa-weers) when it’s so hot outside you sweat and you cry and it becomes a mixture and you don’t know which is which.

It was so hot outside I had swears coming down my fave as if I left out of a sauna.

by Washingteen-O August 17, 2023